Io ho 23 anni Nanana nana oh yes I like that pizza pie song, oh mamma mia hahaha haha all this pizza pie all over the studio stop it please eat spaghetti with mozzarella spaghetti bolonnaise We used to be engaged but then you left me without giving any plausible explanation. No, it is not true you just don’t understand the female universe, my extreme sensitivity is the opposite of your Italian stallion materialism. Nevertheless... Darling I love you - I’m feeling quite confused Darling I love you - I need to be alone Darling I love you - I’ve just broken up with a guy after three years Darling I love you - I don’t want to feel tied down Darling I love you... Ok, let’s eat some pizza pie, come on! Stay home - I want to be free Go out with whoever you like - You never care about what I do I’d like to squeeze your tits - You pig! I’d never touch you not even with a flower - You homo I take drugs, and blaspheme, and I hit children and ignore you - I love you bastard I work my ass off 14 hours a day to support you and I listen to you - I’m leaving you for a junkie who does nothing all day, who blasphemes and hits children and ignores everything else me included, my pizza pie I’ll put on a rubber - I feel maternal I feel paternal - Put on a rubber Darling I love you - I’m feeling quite confused Darling I love you - I need to be alone Darling I love you - I’ve just broken up with an Italian stallion after three years Darling I love you - I don’t want no spaghetti Darling I love you... Hahahaha DO IT BETTER! DO IT BETTER! I’m staying home - You oppress me I’m going out - This house is not a hotel I’ll rub your belly with a cube of ice dipped in Cointreau, then I’ll blindfold you and screw you - I’m not a whore! Ok then in the missionary position me on top and you below - How boring! hahahaha I am the Italian stallion - I want to be kissed I am the French stallion - Let’s go to the southern pacific and have an anal explosion Ok booom hahaha mani pulite Darling I love you - I’m feeling quite confused Darling I love you - I need to be loved Darling I love you - I’ve just broken up with a guy after three years Darling I love you - I don’t want to eat spaghetti anymore Darling I love you Io ho 23 anni And now let’s unite our bodies in the supreme ecstasy of love’s perfection Oh no - why? - because when I was thirteen years old my cousin showed me his thing and it has traumatized me ever since, nevertheless we can cuddle in bed all night without doing anything and it’ll be beautiful all the same. I’ll stick it up your ass - Yes, OK, do it now, don’t wait. Would you go out with me tomorrow night? Eh, I’m a little tired and I think I might have another date. That’s OK I can always hang out with my friends I am free tonight Let’s talk about sex - I have a need for affection Let’s talk about affection - Let’s screw I am the way I am - I wish you’d try to change There you go I’ve changed - You’re not the same as you used to be You’re my possession - The uterus is mine hahahaha cappuccino Here’s the money for that new fur coat - Here’s my uterus hahahaha pizza pie mozzarella when the moon hits the sky And so “That’s Amore”, signorina io ho 23 anni